So you wanna be a YouTube star

20 Sep 2007
00:00

So your sick of your job (or don't actually have one) and you need instant fame and or fortune. You've heard of this thing called YouTube that hosts "user generated content" which is the Next Big Thing in multimedia over IP. All you need is an idea. What do you do‾

1. Pretend to be a teary Britney Spears fan defending the singer's performance on the MTV Video Music Awards 2. Go to a Senator John Kerry talk and ask him pointed questions until you get Tasered by campus police 3. Urinate on a dying woman while saying, "This is YouTube material!" 2. Go to a Senator John Kerry talk and ask him pointed questions until you get Tasered by campus police 3. Urinate on a dying woman while saying, "This is YouTube material!" 2. Go to a Senator John Kerry talk and ask him pointed questions until you get Tasered by campus police 3. Urinate on a dying woman while saying, "This is YouTube material!"

Answers:

1. Congratulations! You now have a reality TV deal in the US. Sure, they'll give anyone a reality show nowadays, but so what‾ You've got your paycheck.

2. Well done! You're YouTube's new sensation with over 3 million views! Never mind that 70% of the Web has no sympathy for you whatsoever because if there's one thing they dislike more than police brutality, it's people making a scene about their stupid free speech rights. Big deal - that TV deal will be arriving any day now.

3. WHAT‾ Go to jail, loser.

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